Don't Tell Them What You're Doing

If, by chance, the GOONS give you a GPS unit to put on your car to allow you to pay extra fees for driving your normal commute, I strongly encourage you to say NO, and to back that up with whatever stern argument you can come up with.  If they insist, begrudgingly take said unit, get away from the GOONS as fast as you can, and get creative with it in the privacy of your own home.

Microwaves might help the GPS unit function better.  It's worth a try.  Other than that, setting them near rare-earth magnets might also improve them quite nicely.  I've heard that government issued GPS units are often thirsty, and need water.  Maybe they are dirty and need washing.  With soap and everything.

The GOONS have no business whatsoever knowing where you go, when you go there, and what you're doing when you get there and back.  Allowing the GOONS to follow you using modern technology is giving consent to invasion of privacy (more so than they already do) and gives them the tools they need to control your movements, should they decide to declare a police state.  I strongly recommend not making that easy for them to do.

On any level.

ever.