Monday, November 15, 2010

Our big plan

Well, people might ask when we’re expecting the Zombie Apocalypse (ZA) to happen, and our answer is becoming more and more, right now.  Through television, Genetically Modified Organisms, weird food science, and constant bit streaming, it’s happening.  People are getting more and more zombie like every day, not the run of the mill rage zombies, but shufflers.  When you go to your average mart-mart or supermarket, watch the people around you, tuned out, shuffling, and eating synthetic garbage.
We feel that the food and mental issues going on in our modern society is creating the ZA, and it’s happening right now.  People are becoming more easily controlled and complacent as living in touch with the Earth becomes more and more distant.  Have you noticed that those who are not complacent are the ones who are not eating a diet of total packaged foods, who have turned the television off, who are physically active, and who are in touch with the Earth?
So, our Big Plan is to avoid becoming zombies, and to survive the ZA.  The shufflers will follow the old, beaten down path that all shufflers have trod before, we’ll make our own path and find new things. 
When is the Zombie Apocalypse?  It’s now.  You’re soaking in it.

2 comments:

  1. You realize that technically you are becoming a blogger zombie by starting this blog, right?

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  2. I was going to post a snarky comment, but it looks like someone beat me to it.

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