Some things to avoid during and before the ZA:
-trailer parks. especially the ones all crowded together-like
-processed foods
-television
-commercials
-cologne ads in fashion magazines (with the scent-strips)
-image devices used by the TSA
-sodium laureth sulfate
-nitrates
-GMO foods
-caramel coloring
-Justin Beiber
-bi-partisan politics
-bottled water
-anything from California
-Top 40 music (see: Justin Beiber)
-poodles
-excess soy products (see GMO foods)
this is just a partial list of things you just want nothing to do with. Now, if you live in a trailer park, live as clean as you can, and keep your guns loaded. Turn off the TV and don't let your neighbors in.
You left out aromatherapy, unnecessary surgery and acupuncture (especially for your dog.)
ReplyDeletecanine acupuncture, while mostly a waste of time and effort, is fairly benign. aromatherapy should be avoided if provided by Blood, Bath and Beyond or it's ilk. Unnecessary surgery may actually be an immediate trigger.
ReplyDeleteI did forget to add to avoid mid-90's suburbs with too much vinyl siding. Nothing good comes from that much lawn.
Justin Beiber stinks.
ReplyDeleteJust sayin'.
hence, he should be avoided.
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