Sunday, February 13, 2011

Florida Would be Fucked

There is no gentle way of putting it: Florida will not survive the ZA, unless the residents are inland and in rural areas.

We've been traveling about in FL for a bit now, and have noticed a complete lack of sustainability in any form.  Not even a kitchen garden to be seen in any of the metro areas we've been in.  Add into that the sheer quantity of trailer parks (zombie incubators) and slow-moving retirees, and you've got a ZA disaster zone!


If you happen to be in FL, be sure to keep your boat fueled up, have a store of food stocked, and stay away from trailer parks!  There is opportunity everywhere!  Fence up your yard, put in raised beds within the yard, raise your protein, have an escape plan, and for goodness sake, keep the shotguns loaded and ready to go!  You will have to go out of your way to secure your compound, as it does seem that building materials standing in close formation often will pass as a secure residence.  


On the upside, real estate is cheap, so buying a big lot with an empty house is within easy reach.  Just make sure when you relocate, it's far away from the zombies in a can-yard.  Good luck!

2 comments:

  1. Hey Kiddo - Thought about you today - ordered your birthday present, even. I know it isn't for a while, but when I saw it, I knew it was "you!"

    Have fun and stay safe in FL! Remember, its not just zombies. The gators can get you too!

    luv, yer sis.

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  2. saw no gators, but a really cute armadillo!

    S.D. falls before me. made him a premium member of AQ!

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